Devious Journal Entry

Emo
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday.
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favourite bands include: Fall Out Boy , My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I self mutilate myself.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black or white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often.
[x] I look down when I walk.
[ ] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[0] My hair is black. (true statement -- not because I am an emo but because I am Asian. True but irrelevant, so I mark it '0' i.e. true but I shall add 0 point)
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[/] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total: 3 1/2


Nerd
[x] I have straight A's.
[x] I wear glasses.
[x] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love.
[/] I'm 'teachers pet'. (used to be; in college? not really)
[/] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend. (true statement until a few days ago, but I won't mark it full because I don't know whether my relationship will be sufficiently stable/solid.)
[x] I have a bedtime.
[0] I use an asthma inhaler. (used to; again, irrelevant)
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[x] I always follow the rules.
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[/] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot. (Does wiki count?)
[x] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total: 13 1/2

Rebel
[/] I always speak my mind.
[ ] I have 0% of school spirit.
[ ] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colours.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[/] I refuse to compromise.
[/] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[/] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[/] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what. (Depends.)
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[/] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: 6

Jock
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys. (Yuck.)
[ ] School Spirit 100%.
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports.
[ ] I watch sports on TV all the time
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[ ] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games.
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total: 0 (LOL!)


Comedian
[ ] I'm funny.
[ ] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[ ] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[x]I'm sarcastic.
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol
[ ] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 1


Shy
[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x] I don't talk too much.
[/] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people. (Depende)
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[x] People have told me I need to talk more.
[x] I only talk when other people talk to me first. (Besides friends.)
[x] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[x] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[x] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[x] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?"
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[x] If someone is talking about my favourite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total: 12 1/2


Goth
[x] I wear black.
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo music.
[ ] I love creepy, weird movies.
[/] I love Gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots.
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favourite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[x] I love black humour.
[ ] I love pain.
[0] People think I'm crazy. (not because I am Goth though)
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are scared of me.
Total: 4 1/2

Weirdo
[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[ ] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[ ] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[/] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[/] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 6


Unsocial (I take the issue with the word 'antisocial': Antisocial means outright, pervasive disregard for the rights of others (look up antisocial personality disorder!).)
[x] I hate most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[x] I live in my room, writing in my diary journal playing my DS or video games.
[/] I go out my way to avoid everyone. (Sure, I do get withdrawn when I am highly stressed)
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[/] I never talk. (Again, depends; either I talk a lot with relatively loud voices [if I am with people of similar interests or people who are dear to me or whom I respect a lot] or say nothing at all [otherwise])
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[ ] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 7


Skater
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop `at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games.
[ ] I have shaggy hair.
[ ] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[ ] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[ ] Tony Hawks games own.
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 0


Christian Girl/Boy
[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious. (In fact, opposite!)
[ ]I've never been on a date.
[ ]I've never smoked or had a beer.
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[x] I'm waiting for marriage until sex. (Not because of Christian upbringing, but rather because of sexually conservative native culture; however, I respect others' choices regarding sex)
[ ] I wear a cross necklace
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[ ] I believe in God.
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x] I never go out and party.
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total: 2


Gangsta
[ ] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and ***'s.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[ ] I steal/have stolen before.
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my ****.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[ ] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 0


Bully
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[/] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total: 1/2


Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[x] DDR & Guitar Hero (I play Beatmania and O2JAM, two rhythm games from Japan and Korea, respectively)
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[ ] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[/] I even play a lot of computer games.
[ ] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[x] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[ ] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before.
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console(s)
[ ] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most. (Ar tonelico!)
[x] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[x] I've actually read a book about video games.
[x] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: 7 1/2

Girly
[ ] I have long hair
[ ] I wear make up everyday
[ ] I carry a purse
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug
[ ] I paint my nails
[ ] I use perfume
[ ] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[x] I shower regularly (?????)
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[ ] I like to accessorize
[ ] I like flowers
[x] I don't like to be outdoors
[/] I'm more like my mother than my father
[ ] I like hanging out with girls than boys
[ ] I like going to the mall/shopping
[ ] I watch my weight/count calories
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on TV, soap operas, reality TV, etc
Total: 2 1/2

Boyish
[x] I have short hair
[x] I hate doing laundry
[/] I like war type video games
[ ] I like playing or watching sports
[x] People say I have a deep voice
[ ] I'm more like my Dad than my mom
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends
[/] I act tough, it doesn't matter whats going on inside me
[ ] There are only two emotions (and they are...?)
[ ] I shower only when I (or others) start to notice I stink
[ ] I think about the opposite sex a lot
[x] My room isn't neat
[ ] I fart and laugh instead of saying excuse me
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers
[x] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs
[x] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight (The Dark Knight? Oh yeah)
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk
[ ] I don't read
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it
Total: 8